love69web:

laceforest:

adult: what do you want to be when you grow up?

me: an old lady with a garden, soulmate, tons of animals, & a peaceful forest home

sounddesignerjeans:

just a reminder that if you’re a girl you are the moon’s girlfriend and she is looking back at you and thinking you’re the most wonderful thing she’s ever seen

alwayslively05:

cacti-senpai:

harveychan:

sleepy on main

absolutely fatigued on main

Fucking exhausted on main

rosewater1997:

psantanico:

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

worldsworstfather:

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

namek:

we are god’s abandoned animal crossing town

hungwy:

I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten

sapphomets:

starblastrz:

sapphomets:

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coolcatgroup:

toonces-on-tumblr:

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

hmmmmmmm…. where is my cat………..

hmmmmmmmmm I’m do not know…..

Just imagine the cat activation sound when you touch the fluff.

If you were wondering… yes, she does that little bbblllrrp sound

@toonces-on-tumblr

alexander:

Me, talking to a coworker: I randomly know a lot about the Interstate Highway system

Coworker: Haha of course you do, so anyways-

Me, cutting her off: Did you know that many interstate highways were designed to be able to land a military aircraft in the case of an emergency